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Where've you been you're like my favorite blog I miss youuu asked by Anonymous

I was at rehab

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives)

irategeologist:

I knew the Pokemon League had to be far away, but Alaska is just plain inconvenient.

theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

d0nn0:

Straight boy:

I just dont think i like girls that much anymore

Me:

(Source: d0nn0)

dutchster:

society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak

dutchster:

i know like 50 words in french i’m coming to steal your girl

togepied:

mutuals that like selfies but dont reblog them
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(Source: dewgongo)

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice)

thefuuuucomics:

WHAT WAS YOYR FAVORITE pART
  • in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
  • ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want
It's so rude and immature to be on your phone in class in college especially blatantly like have some respect asked by Anonymous

katara:

It costs 82829k a year I’ll suck dick in class if I want to

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit