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You're beautiful and I love you asked by mashed-tomato

babe

So when did you become the cutest thing on earth? Was it at birth or sometime during/after puberty? asked by Anonymous

um like always da

Where've you been you're like my favorite blog I miss youuu asked by Anonymous

I was at rehab

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives)

irategeologist:

I knew the Pokemon League had to be far away, but Alaska is just plain inconvenient.

theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

d0nn0:

Straight boy:

I just dont think i like girls that much anymore

Me:

(Source: d0nn0)

dutchster:

society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak

dutchster:

i know like 50 words in french i’m coming to steal your girl

togepied:

mutuals that like selfies but dont reblog them
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(Source: dewgongo)

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice)

thefuuuucomics:

WHAT WAS YOYR FAVORITE pART
  • in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
  • ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want